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            | Kohones in business? You better believe it chicos. Some people in business surely got big ones. In fact, the founder of kohones.com has always gone by the virtues his mother taught him, "Be true to yourself. Always be kind to others. Always call it the way you see it. Never take any crap from anybody. " Listen to mom, she knows. But enough about us. Let's check out someone that recently caught our attention.  Heffing and Puffing Let's look at Hugh Hefner. You have to admire him. At age 73 he's still working. Heffing and puffing, so to speak. He's got four girlfriends and parties the night away with all four at one time. No excuses or apologies from this man. He throws jammin parties that cost millions of dollars per year at the famous Mansion, and gets the company to pay for it. They are, after all, legitimate business expenses. It's grueling work, but so important that Mr. Hefner doesn't delegate. He personally handles major details, especially the vital and sensitive guest relations. We're certain that by the end of the day, or the next morning, he can look back with great personal satisfaction, that his efforts were successful. Hey, Playboy's visionary founder has his philosophies and you have to respect the fact that he stands behind them (and on top of them, under them, whatever). Viagra has certainly brought new life to those notorious parties at the Mansion, at least that's what we hear from some truly up standing citizens that are plugged in to that scene. Don't be jealous of him though, like all that pursue their visions, Mr. Hefner deserves the rewards of his particular passion. A truly amazing man, he's definitely got big ones! What else could we possibly say except, how about an invite to the next party, Hef?  Mental BullshiftersWe were surprised, in fact mucho amused to find an automobile company proclaiming in a television commercial that one of their redesigned cars was given ??????. Although it was semi-bleeped, we heard something that sounded like our trademark. Is that really what they said ? Come on now, cars don't have it. People do! More specifically, some people do! You can't "give it", especially to a car!  Some marketing genius fell asleep at
the wheel on this one. Wake up dummy, if you are going to try such a
connection with a car, then its got to be about what the car can inspire in the
driver; not about cheap exploitation of the latin explosion thing. The ad is a
misguided pretension lacking passion. For the commercial and the car we have to
say: got none!
Don't get us wrong, we like advertising providing it's meaningful and good. We're just not sold by mental bullshifters. That's right, mental bullshifters! Unlike the brave runners we profile in Exotica, mental bullshifters take no physical risks. Instead they risk appearing silly and unbelievable. You know what we mean.
It's a loco business world!. What's happening in yours? Are you breaking boundaries? We want know! E-mail us at big@kohones.com Copyright© 1999 by Chacha Bear Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved | |
Fortunately, hard evidence got leaked out and the world got a stain
of truth - - oops, we mean grain of truth - - wait, we do mean stain of truth, to
set the record straight.